We've all heard of the Hasbro game Battleships right? Well you know what would be really cool? If they made a movie about it. Liam Neeson would be an Admiral and he would have a daughter. Someone who is really hot and never wears anything but bikinis (Brooklyn Decker). Under his command he would have the most gifted sailor ever (Taylor Kitsch). Of course he would be in serious need of an attitude adjustment. Then in some unexpected twist the two would be in love much to Admiral Neeson's dismay. No movie about a fleet of battleships would be complete without an enemy? It could be the Russians, but that's a little too cold war... Wait, what about aliens? Yes aliens with advanced technology that we have no hope of defeating but somehow do? Oh and global singing superstar Rihanna would have to be in there somewhere too.
If you think this whole idea sounds ridiculous check out the trailer below and prepare to be amazed. Personally I'm already looking forward to the next board-game-movie, a horror story based on Guess Who!